Gary Got Goosed T-Shirt — "Dang it..." Funny Casual Tee
WEAR YOUR FAVORITE STORY!
GARY GOT GOOSED (A HEARTBREAKING COMEDY) IS THE STORY OF GARY GANDER AND NOW YOU CAN HELP SUPPORT THE BOOK WHILE QUOTING GARY'S FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE "DANG IT..."
Bookish Apparel / Bookish Shirt
Literary Gift / Gift for Readers
Reader Tee / Book Nerd Shirt
Bibliophile Gift
Reading Shirt / Book Club Shirt
A soft, everyday tee with a playful, hand-drawn vibe — light and breezy, it reads like a private joke you can wear. The front carries a small, casual scrawl that sets a cheeky tone; the back announces the punchline in larger, sunny lettering. Wear it during slow mornings, dog-walk afternoons, or low-key hangouts to spark a laugh and loosen the mood. The midweight cotton drapes comfortably and holds shape, so the message stays clear wash after wash. This shirt slips easily into weekend routines and small celebrations, bringing a bright, silly moment to ordinary days.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — retains shape and prevents stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua — comfortable, tested, and ethically sourced
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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